>1: Get over yourself.
2: Get out of bed.
3: Discover new music.
4: Turn your fridge into a provocative multi functional art installation and invite your skinny jeans friends around for sandwiches.
5: Pick a random house and start cutting their grass.
6: While eating an apple go to the doctor and tell him to suck it.
7: Ask your parents how long they waited to do it when they first started going out.
8: Buy an eclectic assortment of magazines then cut them up and make your own post modern magazine and try sell it to your best friend.
9: Break a window and then blame an immigrant.
10: Go to a fancy restaurant and keep asking every table are they ‘ok for drinks?’ and when the maitre d asks you what your doing insist that its ok because your volunteering.
11: Write an essay in crayon on the pro’s and cons of racism and staple it to the doors of all your friends.
12: Ring 999 and scream ‘Murder’ and when the police arrive point and laugh at how stupid they are for falling for it.