>10 Things I cant Afford;

>1: To grow up.

2: Clothes or Shoes.
3: A midweek break.
4: A trip to the finger doctors.
5: To bring you out for a slap up meal.
6: A seamstress to sew lightning bolts on my jeans to make me run faster.
7: The essential Uranium needed to make my time machine work.
8: The upgrade/kenwood appliance to make the time machine run off scraps of food.
9: My time machine insurance…fuck.
10: Rebuilding Haiti…it’s everyones problem.
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About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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