Hate to be a pain, but i wrote to you almost over a week ago, by over a week ago i mean Sunday.
The reason i write again is because you didnt (bother?) replying. The thing is Santa, i need that fuckin hover board.
I really cant tell you why but i fuckin need it man.
You better fuckin deliver it. There’s no reason why i dont deserve it.
I donated blood for fucks sake, BLOOD. That makes me a fuckin hero.
There’s plenty of little shit faced fat kids that get loads of presents and all im asking for is a skateboard that has no wheels but moves around via magnetic forces.
I also need €3000.
Dont be a cunt and write back.