1: Sleep at night.
2: Let go of the past.
3: Drink alcohol.
4: Go on a date without having to fuck off inexplicably half way
5: Talk to my parents.
6: Kill someone (…technically we can both do that..he’s just made a sacred oath to himself not to…I’m playing it by year*)
7: Walk down dark lanes without having dramatic flash backs.
9: Make witty remarks. I dont think he can do that. He’s pretty schtum about most things…except CRIME
10: Play with kids without it seeming really messed up…or making them dress up in tights.
I’d still rather be Batman…having said that i kinda wish i put up less pictures of Batman getting off with a teenage boy…fuck.
* I know the phrase is ‘play it by ear’ but that doesnt make that much sense, so i say ‘play it by year’ which kinda makes more sense to me.