>10 Things I Can Do That Batman Cant

1: Sleep at night.

2: Let go of the past.
3: Drink alcohol.
4: Go on a date without having to fuck off inexplicably half way
5: Talk to my parents.
6: Kill someone (…technically we can both do that..he’s just made a sacred oath to himself not to…I’m playing it by year*)
7: Walk down dark lanes without having dramatic flash backs.
8: Relax.
9: Make witty remarks. I dont think he can do that. He’s pretty schtum about most things…except CRIME
10: Play with kids without it seeming really messed up…or making them dress up in tights.
I’d still rather be Batman…having said that i kinda wish i put up less pictures of Batman getting off with a teenage boy…fuck.
* I know the phrase is ‘play it by ear’ but that doesnt make that much sense, so i say ‘play it by year’ which kinda makes more sense to me.


About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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3 Responses to >10 Things I Can Do That Batman Cant

  1. Mark Dunne says:

    >Play it by ear, it's weird all right. I presumed it had something to do with music. Pretty damn good explanation here: http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-pla1.htm

  2. >True but it still seems to make more sense as 'play it by year'Cheers for shedding clarity on it tho

  3. Scteve says:

    >'play it by ear' as in 'ill make a decision based on what i hear next'.'play it by year' as in '…ah ill wait another year, see what happening then'.i prefer playing it year.

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