>7 Signs of Crazy

>1: You find eating carrots hilarious.

2: You think you have osteoporosis on your left side but can never prove it.
3: All of a sudden you cant stop listening to Tom Jones.
4: You forget to put in sentences.
5: You pretend your Smeagal in the shower.
6: You yell at traffic more.
7: You wonder whether or not all crocodiles are edible*….. a lot.
*Im aware that you can eat crocodile but is it all crocodile or is it just fresh/salt water crocodile? You know?

About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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