>1: You find eating carrots hilarious.
2: You think you have osteoporosis on your left side but can never prove it.
3: All of a sudden you cant stop listening to Tom Jones.
4: You forget to put in sentences.
5: You pretend your Smeagal in the shower.
6: You yell at traffic more.
7: You wonder whether or not all crocodiles are edible*….. a lot.
*Im aware that you can eat crocodile but is it all crocodile or is it just fresh/salt water crocodile? You know?