>8 Chat Up Lines That Never Worked For Me


Ok, here we go, in autobiographical chronological order;

1: You going to mass?

2: Hi, i got your number from the board in work…

3: Ever put a flaccid circumcised penis in your mouth?
4: I’m a poet.
5: You like ‘Seinfeld’?
6: That’s not what Freud said…
7: Where did you get your computer?
8: Wanna meet the Mayor?

About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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