Ok, here we go, in autobiographical chronological order;
1: You going to mass?
2: Hi, i got your number from the board in work…
3: Ever put a flaccid circumcised penis in your mouth?
4: I’m a poet.
5: You like ‘Seinfeld’?
6: That’s not what Freud said…
7: Where did you get your computer?
8: Wanna meet the Mayor?