>10 Thing i’d Rather do than Exercise:

>1: Talk to Fran Drescher on the phone for twenty minutes.

2: Go on a first date with Pat Kenny.

3: Eat a gone off apple.

4: Shave my balls.

5: Read a glamour magazine and find out about celeb’s body language or why they are going grey.

6: Clean my room.

7: Rub sun cream lotion on another mans back.

8: Hug a knacker.

9: Use a used tissue.

10: Shit my pants.

Thats right; I’d rather shit on myself than run for twenty minutes or pick up something.

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