>The Pro’s and Con’s of Having a Beard

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Pro:
People respect me more.
Con:
It can collect food and drink in itself if im not careful.
Pro:
I like brushing it.
Con:
I dont have a brush.
Pro:
People mistake me for jesus.
Con:
People mistake me for a pedophile.
Pro
Kids dont.
Con:
Having the beard has ruined my drag act.
Pro:
It hides my weak jaw.
Con:
I have a weak jaw and now i can never shave again.
Pro:
I dont have to shave again.
Con:
I bought loads of razors.
Con:
People ask me am i with the Taliban.
Pro:
People want to touch my face more.
Con:
People touch my face.
Pro:
It’s not as ginger as i’d imagined.
Con:
People tell me i’d made a good Santa.
Pro:
I would make a great santa
Con:
That means im fat.
Pro:
Nobody calls me ‘beardy’ which was my biggest fear.
Con:
Nobody calls me.
Pro:
It’s like a holiday away from myself.
Con:
It limits my options for disguise.
Pro:
It hides the ugly.
Con:
Im ugly.
Pro:
It acts like a male Burka
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About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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