>A Damaging Report on the Department of Social Welfare by dave minogue.

>So, yeah, like i had to re-sign on to the dole today because i like literally just finished doing a 10 month long FÁS course (which was literally worse than that school trip to Auschwitz).

So i got got up early and went in for two.
Ugh RAIN!?!?!?!?!?!
Why does everything S*** have to happen to me?
So i went into the social welfare office-
OMG.
The WHOLE place STiNKS of farmer! Like what is up with that? Are ALL the farmers unemployed now? If so how come we still have milk?
I was lucky, because i didnt have to queue and i’d seen on the news that the queues were bad- i totally dont do queueing. How perverse.
So i was like, talking to the girl behind the counter. And she was a total B.
I cant help it if i’m unemployed and dress better than she does. Thats her problem. Why was she taking it out on me? We’re all victims of the recession but we dont have to be victims of fashion too.
That girl needs to GET OVER HERSELF
She was like ‘Where do you live?’
And i was like ‘In Bennetsbridge i think’
And she was like ‘on the Kilkenny side or the Thomastown side?’
‘Eh, how do i know? Isnt that your job?’
Then she was all ‘have you got proof that you live there?’
What was her problem? So much attitude. Like, what did i do? Seriously, what did i do? Nothing.
Eugh.
I mean, i get that they have to look at all the smelly unemployed farmers all day but why do they have to take it out on me? Cos i’m good lookin and not uglii, like all the unemployed farmers?
I’m mean, like, thats prejudice.
So anyway, she was like ‘go get proof that you live there and fill out this form and bla bla bla bla bla’.
Is it any wonder i walked out? How dare she. Calling me a liar in front of all the farmers. My daddy doesnt pay his taxis so people like her can look down on me.
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About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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