>10 Reasons to Vote Yeah ok to Lisbon

>Firstly i’m not happy that we are being asked to vote again on the same issue.

It’s an extremely democratic way of being un-democratic.
However i am satisfied that there has been enough amended to warrant a second referendum and will not be pursuing legal action against the state. Fuck it, i might anyway.
Anyway here’s 10 reasons to vote ok:
1:
Its not a referendum on the government and it’s merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother.
2:
Its not the beginning of an intergenerational move in creating the New World Order it’s merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother, like this guy
3:
It will neither create nor destroy jobs; it’s merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother (However without it; its most likely creating new jobs here will be more difficult, like the plot to a Killnaskully episode).
4:
Padraig Pearse still died for the same thing (free wifi); it’s merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother.
5:
It wont lower the minimum wage it’s merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother, like my balls… which are as smooth as smooth as a bar of galazy chocolate….they taste the same too…. my balls are made of galaxy chocolate.
6:
Just because ‘Say no to Lisbon’ is graffitied everywhere, doesnt make it cool.
7:
Europe is only interested in increasing the standard of living for people mainly through economic policies and has very little interest in Controlling your mind.
8:
You wont have to go to war, Irelands neutrality will remain because it’s merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother…like me, with da ladies (pronounced lay-hey-these)
9:
Everyone on the No campaign seems to be a nut job. Jim Corr. Dana International. Declan Ganely. Joe Higgens. Sinn Fein. Plus the Vote no campaign’s website is shit and nobody wants to give them money.
10:
It’s only people on the extreme right who really have a issues with the treaty and in general people on the extreme right tend to be freaks of nature. Hitler. The Pope. Sauron. Thats it.
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10 Responses to >10 Reasons to Vote Yeah ok to Lisbon

  1. Anonymous says:

    >"it's merely an update of the European constitution to make Europe work smoother"You do realise that the Constitution was voted down, right? That's what all this fuss is all about, remember?

  2. >Dear Brave Anonymous,Thanks for half reading me post. I would advise you to re-read my post specifically the part where i say im not happy about having to re vote on the same issue and how it is undemocratic. The constitution wasn't voted down the treaty was voted down.And i dont think there's that much fuss being made about that either. Except some contempt in having to re-vote. And if even so, being asked to re-vote shouldnt be a reason to vote no. If you feel so strongly about having to re-vote then spoil your vote by drawing a picture of your dick or maybe dont vote.

  3. Anonymous says:

    >Vote no….fianna Fail are trying to mug the nation…yet again!!

  4. >Im gonna start vetting comments.

  5. Anonymous says:

    >start vetting your own.

  6. >Nah. I'll just delete the ones i dont like

  7. Anonymous says:

    >hahaha…you must be a Fianna Fail man at heart

  8. >No, an independent who makes deals to help keep fina fail in power.

  9. Anonymous says:

    >you're guilty by association :o)

  10. >if i ever find out who you are im going to commit murder on you

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