Ever hear tell of my cousin Mick Minogue?
Look at him there. Drinking and urban surfing at the same time. What kind of example does that set to our precious little children? Children- who happen to be our future. And if you ask me, i bet he paid no heed to that speed bump.
Also, if you look at the second picture or exhibit number 2 if you
will, you can clearly see he’s driving at a ferocious speed with his eyes not dedicated to the road ahead.
2: He thinks that he is the reincarnation of Douglas Fairbanks. Which he’s not.
4: He feeds acid to monkeys.
5: He goes around to schools teaching kids how he likes to be touched up. Then uses reverse psychology to make them touch him up in places one shouldnt really be making 14 year old boys and girls touch. I’m surprised he’s been allowed get away with it for so long. He’s probably getting away with it by using his wizardry or his reverse psychology or maybe he’s combining the two.
6: I’m not quite sure I can say this legally because there’s no “evidence” – but he hired that sheep herder (or ‘Shepherd’ to the lame man) in the picture to bring him up a mountain. He then, allegedly got the ‘shepherd’ drunk on rain deer piss, which contained powerful magical psychedelic properties and convinced the shepherd to let mick bugger him. Then, because it was against the shepherd code to get buggered up a mountain, the shepherd was forced to kill himself by the shepherd council. You couldnt make a story like that up so thats how you know its true.