>Do you know whats fucked up?
I’ll tell you. I will tell you whats fucked up.
Its fucked up, that, that my girlfriend may actually be Pete Burns.
You know something? It all makes sense in retrospect. People were always asking me how did i get a handsome girl like that. My answer always ranged from my huge dick or she’s a downsyndrome*
But i never actually looked into it.
She’s Peter Gabriel Burns.
*I never called her a downsyndrome and shes not and i appologise for saying that