>Check out my nephew.
He’s such a cute little bastard.
I say bastard but mean love child.
Which i almost was… almost, but not quite. (Tony got there just in time….pity he didnt pull out just in time)
He’s still a cute little bastard though, pity we had to eat him.
Little bastards go best with a fuck load of butter, red onion, garlic, rosemary, fresh cream and some red wine.
Ps yes we did cook him and eat him fully clothed. We’re not hicks