Merry Christmas Everyone in the world. Its christmas day everywhere in the world and I just thought i should wish every one good wishes for their christmas’s.

I know is christmas and nobody wants to get too serious about stuff but i felt it was my civic duty to do a little PSA on bum cancer.
Bum cancer can and will kill you- if you let it. But it doesnt have to be that way. The easiest, cheapest and most enjoyable way to keep it under control is to push your index finger in and poke it. Poke it like your subtly trying to get its attention. Then turn that poke into a slight push and get your finger out of there. (see diagram).
This lets the cancer know your in charge and that you refuse to let it kill you. If you do this daily you should be ok.

If your under 18 or 5ft its probably best to get an adult to help you.

Merry Christmas,


About davetheminogue

I'm one of those cynics you're always reading about.
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One Response to >MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

  1. Oss237 says:

    >Perhaps the greatest and easily one of the most important Christmas messages of all time! When the true meaning Christmas is often misinterpreted as peace and goodwill, you unashamedly stand up and speak for those who need to finger themselves on a daily basis!God bless you Dave, god bless you everyone!?

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